Sorry pervs, the tampon scene is gone! Amazingly, Johnson ( The Social Network, 21 Jump Street), the daughter of Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson and no relation to the director, plays all this silliness as if she means it. If you’re still with me, and I don’t blame you if you’re not, this kind of Cinderella porn is what substitutes for the book’s darker, bloodier fantasies. What’s a girl to do?Įric Church on Fans' Outraged Reaction to His CMA Fest Performance: 'I Was Shocked' Christian has a single flaw - he gets off by blindfolding Ana, tying her up in his Red Room of Pain, cuffing her to the wall and flogging her. She finds the perfect man: Christian Grey (Jamie Dornan), a 27-year-old, techno-billionaire hottie out to stop world hunger. Onscreen, directed by a slumming Sam Taylor-Johnson ( Nowhere Man) from a sanitized script by Kelly Marcel, we have the story of a poor, virginal English major - one Anastasia Steele (Dakota Johnson). (Only amateurs say “sadist” and “masochist.”) But at least James suggested there might be something to learn from what connects a dominant and a submissive. I know there are three novels ( Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades Darker, and Fifty Shades Freed), but I only made it through the first one. Yeah, the book attracted 100 million readers in 52 languages. James’ Fifty Shades of Grey is such a dull, decorous affair, about as erotic as an ad for Pottery Barn. I’m shocked - shocked, do you hear me?!? - that the film version of E.L.
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